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{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}

{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}

{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}

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