{"fact":"Cats do not think that they are little people. They think that we are big cats. This influences their behavior in many ways.","length":124}
{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
{"fact":"Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.","length":114}
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